Ah! Crazy Shrine Girl~
Yay! Unbelievable~
わかっているわよ
wakaatte iru wa yo
I already knew,
出会いの瞬間に
deai no shunkan ni
ever since we met.
汗が滲んだ Babyface
ase ga nijinda Babyface
That babyface full of sweat
抑えられない鼓動
osaerarenai kodou
The insuppressible impulse
ヤセ我慢で隠す
yase gaman de kakusu
that you try to hide
スピード違反の Driving
supiido ihan no Driving
Breaking the speed limit while driving.
だって 手を握れもしないクセに
datte te wo nigire mo shinai kuse ni
Because you haven't even held my hands yet,
強がって「ついてこい」なん
tsuyogatte 「tsuite koi」 nante
But you wanted face and said 「follow me」
て背伸びだらけの
senobi darake no
Despite you growing
貴方が好き
anata ga suki
I'll still love you.
まだまだ地・味・だ・NE！
madamada ji-mi-da-NE!
Even though it's still old-fashioned,
Kiss も地・味・だ・NE！(Fuwa-Fuwa)
Kiss mo ji-mi-da-NE! (Fuwa-Fuwa)
Kiss is also old-fashioned, (Fuwa-Fuwa)
履き古しの ズボン脱いで 飛び込んで来たら
haki furushi no zubon nuide tobikonde kitara
Take off your old shoes and pants and jump over
それでも地・味・だ・NE！
soredemo ji-mi-da-NE!
Even though it's old fashioned
ホントの恋・だ・NE！
honto no ko-i-da-NE!
Really, that's what love is
気付いて
kizuite
realizing it
貴方だけに
anata dake ni
Only you
熱いアンジュワ見せてあげる
atsui an du torowa misete ageru
I'll show my passionate 1 2 3, only to you
そっと
sotto
softly floating
Hard day, night game!
トロけそう・・・
torokesou…
mesmerized...
Episode 2:
Jewel Voice Attack!
It shouldn't be...
Disappearing, huh...
What am I nervous about?
No. I can't let her have her way.
I should give her a piece of my mind!
What are you doing?
It's broken?
I stepped on it while I was half asleep, so it snapped.
What a fragile wand.
Jin, go and get me a new one.
Me?
Get a higher quality one.
Get one that will be impervious to an elephant stepping on it.
One that a dog wouldn't even try to step on. Go and find one of those.
I won't! I don't want to!
It was just too embarrassing yesterday.
I'll never forget that lady's face...
It'll stay with me my entire life...
This,
glue it together for the time being.
It's easy to do,
just remember to put newspaper on the floor first.
Another thing, breakfast is in the kitchen.
I'm going to change now, so could you please step out?
He's so busy.
Please remember to wash when you're done eating.
I'm going out for a while.
Jin... Jin! Come here!
See?!
See what?
So... So cute!
I don't even know why I'm crying!
So soft... I wanna hug them!
I woke up in the morning because I heard their meowing...
They sound so desperate.
I didn't hear anything...
Except, I did hear some wild cats the other day. Are these their kittens?
Jin, I have a brilliant idea.
Let's adopt these cats!
Rejected.
Why?!
Because the mother cat might be around,
it's the one with the grey stripes.
Furthermore, I'm renting this place. It's prohibited to keep pets here.
But then...
I've already said no.
Anyway, I'm going to get some cash.
Stay here at all costs,
and please eat your breakfast.
Breakfast?
At least feed them some milk...
At least some milk...
You can't feed them regular milk.
"Even if you wanted to feed them milk, you wouldn't have any."
You can't be in that frame of mind.
I wasn't.
Well, maybe a little...
If you don't feed these kittens, they'll dehydrate and die!
It'll be all right, just go check on them every now and then...
No! I want to feed them!
Really now, she doesn't seem... anything like a god...
I'm back.
Didn't I tell you to put newspaper underneath?!
Well, it... it wasn't like that...
Ho- How should I put it..? It was because...
I actually have two personalities...
Th- That was done by my... other self!
If you must lie, at least do it convincingly!
What should I do? It's been left like this and has already hardened.
Cover it with a cloth.
What kind of tableware is that?
I feel like something's wrong...
I hope Jin's all right.
A grown man living by himself... can result in difficulties...
Then let me, his cute childhood friend, come and save him!
Hang it up yourself!
Besides, how can it possibly be right for me to do such a thing?
I'm very busy.
It's not a matter of doing it or not!
It's just that I didn't feel like doing it.
Anyway, if we were seen by anyone...
Tsugumi!
Is she the one that called yesterday?
Who are you?
Damn... we shouldn't have been seen, especially by her...
She's Tsugumi, my childhood friend.
My dad probably asked her to come over.
Living together with a girl... If I'm found out, I'll...
Are you saying I'm...
giving you a hard time?
You've realized just now!?
You've been a major problem to me since yesterday!
Look, I'll go explain it to her.
Please stay here.
Don't do anything stupid. Understand?
Tsugumi,
I know it's a long story, but
I only met her yesterday.
No need for an explanation.
I don't mean that.
I have no right to interfere with your choice of friends.
But, if you don't go to school, I will...
That is, I won't know how to face your dad.
That's why I said,
My behavior before was uncalled for.
I am Jin's relative.
I'm Nagi.
Relative?
Jin and I... we...
...are step-brother and sister.
That can't be true!
I've never even heard of such a thing!
I know it is hard for you to understand.
He only found this out yesterday.
But... how can that be?
The you earlier and the you just now are totally different.
That was the other me.
The family that brought me up,
didn't even allow me to laugh out loud.
They were a very strict, very traditional family.
Under such strict conditions, I started to develop a split personality.
I'm really sorry to show you such a cold side of me!
No...
It happens because of this...
I could no longer stand such a family.
Even though I know I'm being very selfish in doing this.
But aside from my family, I have no where else to go...
I'm sorry.
I misunderstood you.
But won't they come here to get you?
For them, I'm just a burden...
Even if they find out my whereabouts...
they probably won't bother the police to look for me...
How can this be?
How on earth..?
This looks delicious.
Your acting wasn't half bad.
You're really an articulate speaker.
You know now that wand thing wasn't my doing, right?
Was that true?
That... she... Nagi really doesn't know.
Please, help me to keep it that way.
What?!
Split personality?
Is there really no problem with her staying with you?
Now that your dad is away, there's no way to contact him, right?
There's nothing we can do about it.
I never knew such a thing could happen...
But it's possible, if it's your dad.
What an impression you've made, Dad.
Tsugumi, it would be great if you could keep this girl a secret.
That's what she hopes, too.
I understand.
It'd be hard to explain, anyway.
But if something happens, I might change my mind.
I am told to look after you, Jin.
This far is fine.
Don't forget about the food I gave you.
Send my regards to your mom.
Fried eggs.
There are fried eggs in that lunch box, remember to eat them.
See you in school soon.
This thing won't give.
It's no use.
Looks like the only thing to do is buy some solvent.
Why is it stuck so nicely to the middle?
It sounds funny when you say that.
Just when I was doing it well, my hand slipped.
It spun a few times in mid-air, then landed like that on the table.
It was an awesome sight!
That sure gave me have a good laugh.
Wait a minute...
Why would you laugh?
D-Damn.
The other me has been found out...
You lied to me, you swindler!
Sorry, I was bored!
No, it was a moment of folly!
Enough! Don't give me any more excuses!
How can you be a great god?!
What is she up to?
That's so gross, I hate it.
It's something I shouldn't have seen.
I heard it's been there for a while.
So sad.
It probably couldn't keep going any longer.
Was it the the mother of those kittens?
I woke up in the morning because I heard their meowing...
When did it disappear?
Was it in the morning? Or was it even earlier?
If you don't feed these kittens, they'll dehydrate and die!
If I had listened to her properly...
Died of dehydration already...
That's just too unbearable.
Yes, even hatred cannot be understood.
I wish you make it to the next world.
The sacred ground of the dead is too terrible for you.
Nagi.
Are you really...
Nagi?
That was...
I'm hungry.
Is this all right?
It's inconvenient to start cooking now.
You gave me noodles because it's inconvenient?
This is great, very delicious.
Well, if you're in such a good mood, you must be feeling all right.
Hey, listen...
Those kittens were...
dead already?
They were. It's sad, isn't it?
I saw them being absorbed into you.
What was that for? What happened?
You looked like a different person.
After that, you fainted.
Questions, questions, it's irritating.
I'm a god, sometimes I get to use my powers.
There is no need for a clearer explanation, is there?
Get your priorities right, Earth dweller.
It'd be nice to hear an explanation, you know?
I'm the one who carried you back here after you fainted.
That cup of noodles is also from my house.
I didn't ask for your help.
Wait a minute, what's with that attitude of yours?
Are you a little kid?
I was worried about you.
Stop it, it's really annoying!
An Earth dweller worrying about a god, you're one-hundred years too early for that.
What are you saying?! Next time if you run into any trouble, you're on your own!
I never needed your help in the first place!
If I hadn't cooked for you, you would've starved!
I don't like this kind of slop!
Get out!
What's all this, since yesterday you've been impossible!
I don't care even if you are a god, or anything at all!
I've had enough!
I don't want to keep up with your crap anymore!
If you're not happy, get out!
Fine, I will leave now!
So disrespectful, so rude...
It's Jin's fault.
Because he asked me odd things.
What is this? There's paper attached to it.
Someone must have forgotten and left it here.
It sure looks weird.
I've seen this before, it's used to decorate the shrine in my house.
Brats...
Don't play with that!
Who are you?
Me?
I'm a shrine maiden.
A shrine maiden?
This object is used to vanquish evil monsters.
That ain't real.
Who said so?
It hurts, it hurts!
She's a weirdo.
Miss Oddball.
Hey, Miss Oddball, we just want to play, so don't bother us, okay?
Then I shall join you.
What now?
I have no problem with that.
So many toys!
What is this ball?
It's a Superball, don't you even know that?
So, if we gather seven of them...
That's just silly.
Check this out!
That's so strange!
Hey, guys.
I need to go back first.
Oh no, not that excuse again, Mibu.
What's wrong, you've been acting weirdly.
Does your shoulder not feel well?
It's not that...
I don't know why I'm not happy lately, everything seems to be going wrong.
Mom and Dad fight, too.
Mom and Dad fight every day.
That's enough, don't bother him any more.
Sorry.
Mibu!
Wait, Mibu!
I can solve your problem.
Will you let me?
What?
You have an impurity on your back, I'll banish it now!
I knew she was a nut-case, but a fraud, too?
She's not. She strongly believes in her religion.
Mom says they need a lot of donation money.
I don't need money!
Cut the chat, and get over here.
The impurities are very, very bad bugs.
This one resembles a frog.
Humans come into contact with these impurities every day,
But bug shaped critters cannot be confused with the other types of impurities.
A human's hate, their outer-most emotions.
These things exist because of those.
When it is attached to a person, it brings him or her bad luck.
But with this spirit wand, it'll be no problem!
This spirit wand contains the cleansing power of a god.
That's too long an explanation.
It's so irritating.
Can you hurry up?
Kids these days...
All right.
It's just one, even without Jin, I can get rid of it.
Just a swipe and it's gone.
What the... what is happening?
Hold it!
This... sure knows how to jump...
Stay still! Stay still, I say!
Do you guys see anything?
No.
Wonderful, just stay there and don't move.
This will settle it.
Trying to be clever, huh? It can't be that smart!
My ball!
You will get it back, won't you?
I got it, just wait there!
Where did it go?
It's trying to hit me?
I better get Jin.
No way, he's probably still angry with me.
Damn it!
It's no use fighting it in the open.
An enclosed place with dead ends.
Bring it on, you impurity!
I will use my spirit wand to vanquish you!
Just like Maria Sharapova playing tennis.
Here it comes.
Right now, DIE!
I can't see it clearly.
This tunnel didn't help much, it just made it worse.
Don't go anywhere on your own!
I had to look for you because of that.
Here, get it done.
A pretty young girl, a God of the Land and a guardian spirit!
I won't forgive the impurities!
That, cut the talk.
You should have just lured that ball to a place with grass, so it couldn't bounce.
That...
And your reflexes aren't that great yet.
Even though you do like to whack people.
Are you still angry?
Yes.
But...
Since I know what you're like, I'll let it go.
I am already used to your type.
Where are we going?
Home.
Since I bought your bowl, make use of it.
There is no choice then.
Why are you used to it?
Because my dad is like that.
What a weird father.
I don't want to hear that from you.
When you were young, were you also whacked on the butt by your father?
Weird fathers will whack your butt.
What kind of god are you?
She never came back, that looney...
We have been duped.
My shoulder doesn't hurt any more.
You really act like a big kid.
天つ神 国つ神 八百万の神たちともに
To the sky god, land god, and all of the other gods,
Amatsukami kunitsukami yaoyorozu no kamitachi tomo ni
聞し召せ 罪と云う罪は在らじと
I pray, that all sins to be forgiven.
Kikoshimese tsumi to ifu tsumi harachi to
高山の井堀 曳山の井堀をかき分け
Break the clouds and fog of the high mountains, break the clouds and fog of the low hills,
Takayama no ihori hikiyama no ihori wo kakiwake
聞し召さぬ 罪と云う罪は在らじと
I pray, that all sins to be forgiven.
Kikoshimesamu tsumi to ifu tsumi harachi to
なほき 真心持ちで 道に違う事なく
Have a straight heart and never let evil takeover,
Nahoki magokoro mochite michi ni tagafu koto naku
愛しい愛しい我が子よ
my beloved child,
Itoshi itoshi waga ko yo
健やかなる命を
lead a healthy life.
Sukoyaka naru inochi wo
共に誓いし森に
We took a vow in the forest,
Tomo ni chikaishi mori ni
安らぎ玉枝 薙玉枝
which brought tranquility, which brought peace.
Yasuragitamae nagitamae
永久の時を刻む森に
For this marked eternal time in the forest.
towa no toki wo kizamu mori ni
Episode 3
The School's Goddess
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